All 44 movie Reviews

Star Wars : Lo Mein Star Wars : Lo Mein

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I like parodies and false voice overs... This one kicks ass.

Darvon's Revenge(Preview) Darvon's Revenge(Preview)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heheh, hell yeah

When I saw the author's comments, I thought "Oh great, a whiner..."

But the reviewers all seemed to have gotten a feather up their ass about this movie, so I had to watch it. And of COURSE the damn thing is a joke, or at the most, a release of frustration. It's not a death threat. I kinda liked it. I'm not saying I've felt like that, from garbage reivews here on the portal, mind you. I accept that the Portal, by its very nature, will always have this problem with kids who get a kick out of writing reviews that trashes submissions, no matter what their content.

The only clueless dweebs who'd feel threaten by this, are the very kids who like to hang out at the Portal and flame people with their "reviews". Kids who call people faggots, bitches, and talk about "your slutty momma".

These are just sad little kids who don't make Flash animations themselves, and wont ever understand that it takes a thousand times more work, effort, creativity, and intellect, to create even a GARBAGE animation that DOES deserve a 0 vote, than it takes to write a trash review.

I'm giving this a 10, just to make up for the dweebs' votes. Don't let them get you down.

Darvon responds:

Thank you very much man! I am so glad someone around here understands my dilemma... It's a real shame that some of the people here are overly sensitive!

hit spots and money shots hit spots and money shots

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love you man.

cheepskaight responds:

i love you too, dude.

Pigeons Pigeons

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Excellent, just excellent... Not much else to say, except I do Flash movies myself, and this movie is kinda inspiring. I really like it. Great job man!